Stirling Gardner

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Apr 22
I just weighed this. It’s $79.57 worth of almond butter.

I just weighed this. It’s $79.57 worth of almond butter.


Apr 21
Easter brunch turned into this. #daytimedisco

Easter brunch turned into this. #daytimedisco


Apr 12
Pretty sure these beige Dr. Scholl’s loafers are first come first served. Corner of Willoughby and Martel. There’s a baggie in the right shoe which is like a treasure inside a treasure. #menssize8

Pretty sure these beige Dr. Scholl’s loafers are first come first served. Corner of Willoughby and Martel. There’s a baggie in the right shoe which is like a treasure inside a treasure. #menssize8


Apr 9
One of my doctors asked me to bring in a jar of air from my bedroom. Can’t wait to see what this yields. Also, I’m paying for this. #losangeles #witchdoctor #hopeshecannotsmellthelotion

One of my doctors asked me to bring in a jar of air from my bedroom. Can’t wait to see what this yields. Also, I’m paying for this. #losangeles #witchdoctor #hopeshecannotsmellthelotion


Mar 10

#chromeo mixing old school #prince Dance, bitches! #sxswcomedy #funnyordie #sxsw (at Funny Or Die House)


The legend. Killing it. #cosby #sxswcomedy #sxsw

The legend. Killing it. #cosby #sxswcomedy #sxsw


Went to Austin City Limits 40th anniversary concert last night with a kick-ass band. Slept in today. Found a local Crossfit, just left a cool workshop, ate this giant plate of meat and am now headed to see Bill Cosby perform. Currently happy as a pig in shit. #beforeafter #stillsingleladies  (at Iron Works BBQ)

Went to Austin City Limits 40th anniversary concert last night with a kick-ass band. Slept in today. Found a local Crossfit, just left a cool workshop, ate this giant plate of meat and am now headed to see Bill Cosby perform. Currently happy as a pig in shit. #beforeafter #stillsingleladies (at Iron Works BBQ)


Mar 7
Helllllloooooooooo kitty! #iamnevergrowingup

Helllllloooooooooo kitty! #iamnevergrowingup


My “Core Conversation” listing for tomorrow. #austin #sxsw

My “Core Conversation” listing for tomorrow. #austin #sxsw


This is where I’m sleeping tonight. #hellokitty #grownman

This is where I’m sleeping tonight. #hellokitty #grownman


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